just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
