Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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