I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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