i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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