It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she pinky promised me she was 18
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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