Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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