How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Non-Jews are for practice
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
