I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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