We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Dear god my vagina.
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