Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
