Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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