How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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