he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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