My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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