I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Help. Why am I so naked?
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