Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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