I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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