is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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