Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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