Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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