i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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