I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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