He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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