If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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