You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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