If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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