is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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