doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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