I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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