so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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