is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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