Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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