i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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