is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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