your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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