I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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