He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
did i walk over a car last night?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Your cock deserves a montage
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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