no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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