you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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