what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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