I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Im just a social blackout drinker.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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