He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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