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(619): View more from California

no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

this weekend will be like the season finale to my life

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance

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(914): View more from New York

He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?

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(801): View more from Utah

We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.

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