I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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