Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
is that a dick in a sweater?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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