so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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