these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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