I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this just has baby written all over it
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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