i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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