Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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