That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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