his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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