I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
