Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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