She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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