at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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