my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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