so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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