His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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